Hi, everyone. It’s me, Tony Romo’s back.
I actually have a name. Clarence.
I know, not your everyday name. But I like it.
Everyone sure is curious how I’m doing. The best I can come up with is “kinda okay”.
Tony’s wife tickled me the other day and I seized up and Tony grabbed a stack of red pills and swallowed them and 15 minutes later I was out of it and trying to drunk text Jessica Simpson’s back.
I think it would be great if Tony would wear a Red Cross jersey during the games so the defense stays away from me.
Anywho, just thought you would want to put a name to the back.
Hope I hold up. Almost out of duct tape.
Dave Little is a Sports Contributor at The Scoop. Follow him on Twitter at @imdavelittle.