Phoenix Suns forward PJ Tucker has been suspended for the first 3 games of the upcoming NBA season for “super extreme” driving while intoxicated.
“Super extreme” must translate to one game per percentage point over the legal limit.
And it’s good to see that “super extreme” has been given a facelift from what I used to call it: “shitfaced.”
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